October 2010
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Abandoned Soviet moon lander... →
this giant lottery win is really motivating me to get out there and live life to its fullest!
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When the Academy awards me “Best self-destructive sleep cycle”, I’m going to send an old Italian dressed as a sleepy Indian to accept it.
Observation: Hawaiian pizza tastes like a Yankee Candle store smells.
I literally have glitter in me britches…