November 2010
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The next person who tells me I’ll “change my mind about having kids when I get older” is getting jimmy tapped. FOR REAL.
6pm and I am in bed, done for the day. Winter Woman and her evil sidekick Daylight Savings Boy won the first battle of the season….
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Chances are, if you invite me to your Sunday night PBS Mystery Masterpiece Theater party, I’ll show up. I’m just say’n…
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The doctor just called: no lead poisoning or terrifying STD’s. LATEX RULES!!
RT @robdelaney: I just did the opposite of aromatherapy under my blanket.
This DJ hosting “Starscapes” sounds like every Waldorf teacher ever crossed with a dry-mouthed hobo. I want to force him to eat veal…
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Congratulations to everyone who voted against their own self-interest. You should feel proud.
On a related note who wants to give me $850 to buy a screen accurate replica Battlestar Galactica duty uniform and ranking insignia? Anyone?
Gee, I really hope this Grateful Dead Radio Hour is playing at the moment of my death. It’ll make my transition to hell imperceptible…
Why is everyone so jazzed about this based-ball? In my day, people weren’t interested in the playing of sport. Too busy fighting the Huns…
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